Sorry neighbors!

Yoshimura carbon fiber RS2 exhaust

Back to work..

new kicks

The downhill 35 footer

Pain is temporary, glory is forever

The new compound

My front wheel did that to the tree

Ouch!

New tags!

Hurts so good

Free shirts!

So I deliver to the place that makes the shirts for elliot and since I
take such good care of them I got a trash bag of shirts. Good thing I
didn't tell them I like the junkies better

Xmas in April

88cc big bore kit, bout to get serious

Kicker ik500

Worlds most powerful iPhone docking station, complete with 6" subwoofer!

calm before the storm..

New pickup record...

is 470 pieces

Fire!

stouffer..

ready to throw in the towel?

Before I decided to jump it up a cliff

Fuck a dayton

The party must go on..

F my life

Wish i could take 50 of these. But THE MAN is keeping me down.

"The Man" is a slang phrase that refers to the government, leaders of large corporations, and other authority figures in general, rather than a specific person. "The Man" is colloquially defined as the figurative person who controls the world. The phrase is also often used as ( And in this case) the boss of a blue-collar worker, and the enemy of any counterculture.

The phrase "the Man is keeping me down" is commonly used to describe perceived oppression. The phrase "stick it to the Man" encourages resistance to authority, and essentially means "fight back" or "resist".

F my life

yet another gaywad

Rain,sleet,snow,hurricane,tornado,blizzard

Ups delivers

Do work

One of rockvilles finer elevators

RIP Jeremy Lusk

FMX Legend at only 24 years young

Prayers for Jeremy

2008 fmx rider of the year is in bad shape after yesterdays crash (tough to watch). 5% chance to make it out of first surgey, still hanging on. If anyone can make it, Jeremy can. dude is tough as nails.

Stay safe!

Spotted a silverback on M street

Rant

Before i started this job I thought I was a pretty normal person and your avg. person in DC had common sense. Damn if I wasn't wrong on that one. Now mind you the avg home price where i deliver is $750,000+. Here are a few tips to get your shit to you, not get ran the hell over, and not get cursed out by a driver wearing a shit brown uniform.

* Put fucking numbers on your house. How hard is that? I know your college educated. How fucking hard is it to post numbers. Hire someone hell hire me to put em up. And I understand your shit may be getting remodeled. Grab one of those big ass pieces of ply-wood spray some numbers on it and stick it in the front yard.

* Illuminate the fucking lights. Go stand in the middle of the street at night and see if you can see your house numbers. If you cant see them or have to search to find them how in the fuck do you think I can see them?????

* If you see my big ass truck driving down a narrow two way street with cars parked on both sides I PROMISE you you cannot get buy. Not even in a mini cooper on two wheels.

* If you come out and see that your side view mirror is ripped off dont automatically assume it was me. It was probaly the asshole trying to squeeze by me.

* Honking your horn is not going to move my truck. I assure you I already know I'm blocking your path and you blowing your horn constantly is only going to piss me off which in turn is only going to make me take longer to piss you off.

* If you ordered huge shit from pottery barn, west elm, ikea, or overstock.com and I'm nice enough to bring it in your house b/c your weak, old, with child, have broken limb or just plain fucking lazy dont tip me a fucking dollar an think anything else is going to make it to your house on 1st attempt or in one piece.

* Dont bitch because I threw your landsend or j crew package to your door. Its only a fucking shirt calm your nerves.

* Dont tell me you damn life story unless your paying me to listen. I am on a time line. Shut up and just sign.

* Lock up your dog/cat/bad ass kid or whatever else is wild behind your door. If it comes at me I will fuck it up with whatever I can get my hands on to defend myself.

* And dont try to jump in my shit about a package that UPS lost somewhere in transition. I am only a driver I only deliver what they put on my truck. I have not been a driver my whole life and dont think this brown uniform will stop you from getting your ass kicked

* And always remember my truck is bigger than your vehicle. Its raggedy as hell and DOES NOT STOP ON A DIME and never will. Dont cut me off or ride your bike in my path or think you can beat me across the street. I promise you will end up the loser guaranteed

Greg Forcite

Circa 2004, case race failure

Team lift?!

Wtf is this? Thanks for ordering your 130lb dresser that requires a
team to lift it. That's what handtrucks are for