5 more days...

I have to countdown the working days until this madness is over to maintain sanity. 5 more!
I lost 2nd gear at exactly 10:58 today. 1st to 3rd worked better then i thought, i limped the truck to 213 stops/405 packages.

AOL Radio

what a find.. the aol radio iphone app has live streaming WJFK! as well as way more channels then iheartradio. As if i needed a reason for the day to go by faster i now have the faggot ass junkies and big o and dukes to listen to. excellent

Two words..

One could write a whole novel on the Redskins problems right now, or do the same with just two words...

Rockville's 2nd best driver

I have a therapist on my route...she mixes drinks for me- Sean Paul

PAIN

I'll just count this as one. Oh, i forgot, were going by total area tattooed. good luck

No worries, I have until August 31st - Stouffer

Even Lil Wayne is praying for you...

Weekends rule..

Shooottttts

Saving private Alan..

My son is quick to make fun of daddy's dogbites but also quick to call daddy to come bail him out. Aww, my son had too many stops and called daddy to come rescue him. Look at the inside of your truck at 3:30, wtf have you been doing all day? Stop drinking 6 cups of bourbon the night before and you wont have this problem. Your going to bed without supper tonight son. Dont make my have my boys poke you in the chest again either.

I want whatever is in this box!

G'ed up

Taylor's getting a shiny new shank for x-mas.

Today sucked..

Find this piece of paper in every drivers log this morning. Didnt take long for every driver in rockville and potomac to blow up my phone & crack jokes. real funny guys. Just imagine me freezing cold, soaking wet, one dog biting my arm, one biting my ass, took a swing at one with the diad board, missed it, plants and shit flying all over the porch = good times. Better days ahead.

I hate dogs...

First dog bites of peak 08. another worse one on my butt lol. Idiot lady opens the door to sign for a pkg and they rush out and start attacking me, pretty funny i admit. She will pay.

But I'll use this time to say dogs fuckin suck. It's cool to have one for protection i guess, but thats what heaters are made for. These things can't talk, they can't think, they shed their hair everywhere. They bark at all hours.
If your cat falls asleep on the window sill, you can go away and come back and he'll still be there. If your dog falls asleep on the sill, warn people below to move away. Dogs can feel no love.
Tail wagging, barking with joy, he'll greet you at the door like the Pope greets the ground whenever he flies somewhere. That's not love. That's doggy language for "I'm dependent on you and would die if left alone! Dogs are not smart. Eating your own shit is not a sign of intelligence.
Like I want to get up, put on my shoes, grab the leash and take you outside every time your thimble-sized bladder needs emptying? Half the time a dog will get so excited when he sees the leash he'll pee in the kitchen before you get him outside anyway. And I'm not real thrilled with the whole "wrap a bag around your hand so you can pick it up while it's still soft and warm" idea, either. You have to feed them. Scratch that. They'll eat anything. A dog can survive in the desert for six months if you give him a pack filled with old shoes, pillows, house plants and computer cables. Once that runs out, he'll eat sand. Dogs use their claws to dig holes in the yard. If they can't get to the yard they'll dig holes through the drywall. If they can't get to the drywall they'll dig through the door in order to get to the drywall. Dogs destroy homes. Dogs suck.

Best iphone app ever...

Fieldrunners!! i have just about every app and This is the best gaming app and a must-have. makes an hour go by instantly.

My other top apps are:
Sportstap, Pandora, Iheartradio, flick fishing, Belikelilwayne, ESPNcamerman(sports photohunt), urbanspoon, shazam, beer bounce, motochaser, dc going out guide, ibeer, pro football, midomi, labyrinth, bejeweled, sportacular, led football and of course myspace, facebook, aim. worst app = koi pond

Let's get this show on the road..

Maryland's golden boy..

DVD in stores 12/10..

Money over bitches!

Reppin the hood hard

Me:1
Stouffer: 0

Luckiest Man Alive..

For last night at least.. Steve "4 dui" Ashman decides to drive us to the golden horseshoe to STIMULATE the economy and use my free passes. To make a long story short..get pulled over, steve jumps in back seat, "we dont know who was driving officer", cop gets pissed, sobriety test on steve, steve blows cop?, cop drives us all to strip club (w/ steve) THE END

ohh and they took my car, what a DICKHEAD cop

West Virginia "Wild & Wonderful"

The Bet is on........

Stouffer might have bit off more then he can chew here

the bet: most tattooed by august 31st 2009. Current tattoos do not count.
wager: loser has to throw/fund keg party w/ strippers

im keeping it slow and steady now with a 1 per week pace. good luck

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ...

Best name ever

Bonnie Beers takes the title of best name on route from Richard Beaver