I have to countdown the working days until this madness is over to maintain sanity. 5 more!
I lost 2nd gear at exactly 10:58 today. 1st to 3rd worked better then i thought, i limped the truck to 213 stops/405 packages.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
AOL Radio
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Two words..
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Saving private Alan..
My son is quick to make fun of daddy's dogbites but also quick to call daddy to come bail him out. Aww, my son had too many stops and called daddy to come rescue him. Look at the inside of your truck at 3:30, wtf have you been doing all day? Stop drinking 6 cups of bourbon the night before and you wont have this problem. Your going to bed without supper tonight son. Dont make my have my boys poke you in the chest again either.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Today sucked..
Find this piece of paper in every drivers log this morning. Didnt take long for every driver in rockville and potomac to blow up my phone & crack jokes. real funny guys. Just imagine me freezing cold, soaking wet, one dog biting my arm, one biting my ass, took a swing at one with the diad board, missed it, plants and shit flying all over the porch = good times. Better days ahead.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I hate dogs...
First dog bites of peak 08. another worse one on my butt lol. Idiot lady opens the door to sign for a pkg and they rush out and start attacking me, pretty funny i admit. She will pay.
But I'll use this time to say dogs fuckin suck. It's cool to have one for protection i guess, but thats what heaters are made for. These things can't talk, they can't think, they shed their hair everywhere. They bark at all hours.
If your cat falls asleep on the window sill, you can go away and come back and he'll still be there. If your dog falls asleep on the sill, warn people below to move away. Dogs can feel no love.
Tail wagging, barking with joy, he'll greet you at the door like the Pope greets the ground whenever he flies somewhere. That's not love. That's doggy language for "I'm dependent on you and would die if left alone! Dogs are not smart. Eating your own shit is not a sign of intelligence.
Like I want to get up, put on my shoes, grab the leash and take you outside every time your thimble-sized bladder needs emptying? Half the time a dog will get so excited when he sees the leash he'll pee in the kitchen before you get him outside anyway. And I'm not real thrilled with the whole "wrap a bag around your hand so you can pick it up while it's still soft and warm" idea, either. You have to feed them. Scratch that. They'll eat anything. A dog can survive in the desert for six months if you give him a pack filled with old shoes, pillows, house plants and computer cables. Once that runs out, he'll eat sand. Dogs use their claws to dig holes in the yard. If they can't get to the yard they'll dig holes through the drywall. If they can't get to the drywall they'll dig through the door in order to get to the drywall. Dogs destroy homes. Dogs suck.
But I'll use this time to say dogs fuckin suck. It's cool to have one for protection i guess, but thats what heaters are made for. These things can't talk, they can't think, they shed their hair everywhere. They bark at all hours.
If your cat falls asleep on the window sill, you can go away and come back and he'll still be there. If your dog falls asleep on the sill, warn people below to move away. Dogs can feel no love.
Tail wagging, barking with joy, he'll greet you at the door like the Pope greets the ground whenever he flies somewhere. That's not love. That's doggy language for "I'm dependent on you and would die if left alone! Dogs are not smart. Eating your own shit is not a sign of intelligence.
Like I want to get up, put on my shoes, grab the leash and take you outside every time your thimble-sized bladder needs emptying? Half the time a dog will get so excited when he sees the leash he'll pee in the kitchen before you get him outside anyway. And I'm not real thrilled with the whole "wrap a bag around your hand so you can pick it up while it's still soft and warm" idea, either. You have to feed them. Scratch that. They'll eat anything. A dog can survive in the desert for six months if you give him a pack filled with old shoes, pillows, house plants and computer cables. Once that runs out, he'll eat sand. Dogs use their claws to dig holes in the yard. If they can't get to the yard they'll dig holes through the drywall. If they can't get to the drywall they'll dig through the door in order to get to the drywall. Dogs destroy homes. Dogs suck.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Best iphone app ever...
Fieldrunners!! i have just about every app and This is the best gaming app and a must-have. makes an hour go by instantly.
My other top apps are:
Sportstap, Pandora, Iheartradio, flick fishing, Belikelilwayne, ESPNcamerman(sports photohunt), urbanspoon, shazam, beer bounce, motochaser, dc going out guide, ibeer, pro football, midomi, labyrinth, bejeweled, sportacular, led football and of course myspace, facebook, aim. worst app = koi pond
My other top apps are:
Sportstap, Pandora, Iheartradio, flick fishing, Belikelilwayne, ESPNcamerman(sports photohunt), urbanspoon, shazam, beer bounce, motochaser, dc going out guide, ibeer, pro football, midomi, labyrinth, bejeweled, sportacular, led football and of course myspace, facebook, aim. worst app = koi pond
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Luckiest Man Alive..
For last night at least.. Steve "4 dui" Ashman decides to drive us to the golden horseshoe to STIMULATE the economy and use my free passes. To make a long story short..get pulled over, steve jumps in back seat, "we dont know who was driving officer", cop gets pissed, sobriety test on steve, steve blows cop?, cop drives us all to strip club (w/ steve) THE END
ohh and they took my car, what a DICKHEAD cop
West Virginia "Wild & Wonderful"
ohh and they took my car, what a DICKHEAD cop
West Virginia "Wild & Wonderful"
The Bet is on........
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
DC & New Era Ezno pack
Monday, November 24, 2008
WVU knows beer pong...
The 2nd pic is my table at Gmas house. Soon to be upgraded to a
Portopong!! this summer. get ur game ready!
Last pic of the day..
Truck is full again. Final stats: 203 stops, 317 pieces delivered. 18
pickups, 119 pieces = $$$$$$$&
pickups, 119 pieces = $$$$$$$&
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Jersey's..
Authentic au·then·tic
Taylor authentic signed October 1st, 2006. Portis signed October 9th 2005 @ Invesco Field.
Current Jersey of choice: Signed black shadow Landry
because replicas are for faggots.
1: not false or imitation : real, actual, implies actual character not counterfeited, imitated, or adulterated
Taylor authentic signed October 1st, 2006. Portis signed October 9th 2005 @ Invesco Field.
Current Jersey of choice: Signed black shadow Landry
because replicas are for faggots.
Cool ass shit...
A collaboration of DC shoes and SE racing, its the reinvention of the famous PK Ripper. They two companies also created a limited production bike this year called the 24" Quadangle cruiser. Read about it here:
American Terrorist Apparel: RIDES: DC Shoes + SE Racing- The P.K. Ripper & The 24" Quadangle Cruiser...Lifted Research Group (LRG) with Clinton Portis and Sanatana Moss bring you the 3 Kings of Washington LRG windbreaker, a tribute to Sean Taylor.
LRG at it again. What your seeing here is a collaboration between LRG and Fit which is one of the most respected BMX brands. They are all OG styling from the 80s-90s with camo patterns mixed with Fit Bikes and LRG logos. Extremely limited (19 made)
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