But I'll use this time to say dogs fuckin suck. It's cool to have one for protection i guess, but thats what heaters are made for. These things can't talk, they can't think, they shed their hair everywhere. They bark at all hours.
If your cat falls asleep on the window sill, you can go away and come back and he'll still be there. If your dog falls asleep on the sill, warn people below to move away. Dogs can feel no love.
Tail wagging, barking with joy, he'll greet you at the door like the Pope greets the ground whenever he flies somewhere. That's not love. That's doggy language for "I'm dependent on you and would die if left alone! Dogs are not smart. Eating your own shit is not a sign of intelligence.
Like I want to get up, put on my shoes, grab the leash and take you outside every time your thimble-sized bladder needs emptying? Half the time a dog will get so excited when he sees the leash he'll pee in the kitchen before you get him outside anyway. And I'm not real thrilled with the whole "wrap a bag around your hand so you can pick it up while it's still soft and warm" idea, either. You have to feed them. Scratch that. They'll eat anything. A dog can survive in the desert for six months if you give him a pack filled with old shoes, pillows, house plants and computer cables. Once that runs out, he'll eat sand. Dogs use their claws to dig holes in the yard. If they can't get to the yard they'll dig holes through the drywall. If they can't get to the drywall they'll dig through the door in order to get to the drywall. Dogs destroy homes. Dogs suck.
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I know a guy, that knows a guy if you want those dogs to disappear. Holla!
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