Saving private Alan..

My son is quick to make fun of daddy's dogbites but also quick to call daddy to come bail him out. Aww, my son had too many stops and called daddy to come rescue him. Look at the inside of your truck at 3:30, wtf have you been doing all day? Stop drinking 6 cups of bourbon the night before and you wont have this problem. Your going to bed without supper tonight son. Dont make my have my boys poke you in the chest again either.