The city of Baltimore sucks and everyone who lives there by choice sucks too. Baltimore is mainly inhabited by deviants who like to have sex with birds, including but not limited to orioles and ravens. They had the colts taken from them because animal rights groups could no longer ignore Baltimore citizen's fondness for horse molestation. Following this they cried for years about having their football team stolen, and then they went and stole someone else's team because they were so gay that the NFL would not give them their own team again. They then renamed this team, which they stole, the Ravens, which is THE GAYEST name for a a sports team in the history of sports. Not only is the name Ravens extremely gay, but their jerseys are purple, adding another dimension to their flamboyant gayness. They are named the Ravens in honor of Edgar Allan Poe who married his 13 year old cousin and died of rabies. It is obvious that the citizens of Baltimore named their team this to give off the impression that they were literate. I am not sure how you have sex with birds, but one of these days it will come back to bite you in the ass. However, you will probably enjoy this. It is only a matter of time before all of your citizens get bird flu from your dirty bird sex. Cal Ripken, you also suck by association.
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