New pickup record...

is 470 pieces

Fire!

stouffer..

ready to throw in the towel?

Before I decided to jump it up a cliff

Fuck a dayton

The party must go on..

F my life

Wish i could take 50 of these. But THE MAN is keeping me down.

"The Man" is a slang phrase that refers to the government, leaders of large corporations, and other authority figures in general, rather than a specific person. "The Man" is colloquially defined as the figurative person who controls the world. The phrase is also often used as ( And in this case) the boss of a blue-collar worker, and the enemy of any counterculture.

The phrase "the Man is keeping me down" is commonly used to describe perceived oppression. The phrase "stick it to the Man" encourages resistance to authority, and essentially means "fight back" or "resist".

F my life

yet another gaywad

Rain,sleet,snow,hurricane,tornado,blizzard

Ups delivers

Do work

One of rockvilles finer elevators

RIP Jeremy Lusk

FMX Legend at only 24 years young

Prayers for Jeremy

2008 fmx rider of the year is in bad shape after yesterdays crash (tough to watch). 5% chance to make it out of first surgey, still hanging on. If anyone can make it, Jeremy can. dude is tough as nails.

Stay safe!

Spotted a silverback on M street

Rant

Before i started this job I thought I was a pretty normal person and your avg. person in DC had common sense. Damn if I wasn't wrong on that one. Now mind you the avg home price where i deliver is $750,000+. Here are a few tips to get your shit to you, not get ran the hell over, and not get cursed out by a driver wearing a shit brown uniform.

* Put fucking numbers on your house. How hard is that? I know your college educated. How fucking hard is it to post numbers. Hire someone hell hire me to put em up. And I understand your shit may be getting remodeled. Grab one of those big ass pieces of ply-wood spray some numbers on it and stick it in the front yard.

* Illuminate the fucking lights. Go stand in the middle of the street at night and see if you can see your house numbers. If you cant see them or have to search to find them how in the fuck do you think I can see them?????

* If you see my big ass truck driving down a narrow two way street with cars parked on both sides I PROMISE you you cannot get buy. Not even in a mini cooper on two wheels.

* If you come out and see that your side view mirror is ripped off dont automatically assume it was me. It was probaly the asshole trying to squeeze by me.

* Honking your horn is not going to move my truck. I assure you I already know I'm blocking your path and you blowing your horn constantly is only going to piss me off which in turn is only going to make me take longer to piss you off.

* If you ordered huge shit from pottery barn, west elm, ikea, or overstock.com and I'm nice enough to bring it in your house b/c your weak, old, with child, have broken limb or just plain fucking lazy dont tip me a fucking dollar an think anything else is going to make it to your house on 1st attempt or in one piece.

* Dont bitch because I threw your landsend or j crew package to your door. Its only a fucking shirt calm your nerves.

* Dont tell me you damn life story unless your paying me to listen. I am on a time line. Shut up and just sign.

* Lock up your dog/cat/bad ass kid or whatever else is wild behind your door. If it comes at me I will fuck it up with whatever I can get my hands on to defend myself.

* And dont try to jump in my shit about a package that UPS lost somewhere in transition. I am only a driver I only deliver what they put on my truck. I have not been a driver my whole life and dont think this brown uniform will stop you from getting your ass kicked

* And always remember my truck is bigger than your vehicle. Its raggedy as hell and DOES NOT STOP ON A DIME and never will. Dont cut me off or ride your bike in my path or think you can beat me across the street. I promise you will end up the loser guaranteed

Greg Forcite

Circa 2004, case race failure

Team lift?!

Wtf is this? Thanks for ordering your 130lb dresser that requires a
team to lift it. That's what handtrucks are for

Attack of the Fiddies

Don't call it a come back

FeFe wars

Man arrested for dealing drugs out of “Free Candy” van

January 31, 2009 ·

“It seemed perfectly legitimate”: Eyewitness

By Daniel Stouffer, Staff Reporter

Frederick – Local deadbeat Christopher Beach was arrested Thursday after he was caught selling marijuana from his van.

Beach's red van, which features the words “Free Candy” painted on the side, had been parked beside Daddy's Pub for 42 hours, attracting local children and potheads alike.

Police say that despite the trustworthy appearance of the truck as a source for free candy, it was in fact a front for Beach's illegal drug business.

“We watched the van for several hours after noticing some suspicious behavior,” said an undercover officer with Frederick Police. “The young children would walk away looking disappointed, while thug teenagers would flock to the van and linger for several moments.”

After searching the van, officers found no candy whatsoever, not even a single gummy bear. What they did find was three grams of marijuana that appeared to be mixed with oregano.

“It came as a shock,” commented Bonnie Gonsalves, a mother of two small children who visits Daddy's Pub daily. “I encouraged my children to go to the truck for some candy. I would never have thought it was an illegal drug operation.”

“It seemed perfectly legitimate,” she added.

Aside from the charge of petty trafficking, police say Beach could be charged with more crimes, including false advertising, attempted pedophilia, and ownership of a suspicious-looking van.

Beach already faces charges of arrest evasion after he reportedly tried to stumble away from police while in a drug-induced stupor.

Skate2!

Skate2 is coming!

Need a yellow truck?

Theyre on a train heading to the auction lot

Rednecks hat

hell yea, check out the rabbits foot! this is the work of a genius

Motocross>Redskins..Joe Gibbs agrees

Im going to sit back and watch next year as yet another team surpasses the redskins. The Kansas City Chiefs who hired a real-life, competent GM is going to come into FedEx Field next year and kick our ass. Home field advantage? we dont have one. The jumbotron at RFK was better.

As long as Vinny is in charge expect to lose. A #2 and #6 for a 240lb 34 year old DE? great pickup. A #7 for Erasmus James (minny's damaged goods)? Did he even suit up for a game? Wasting picks on players w/ degenerate knee problems is great scouting (m kelly). Three receiver busts in one round is a NFL record that will never ever be broken. Why are we drafting a TE with Cooley in the prime of his career? Oh because he's the "best available". How'd that do for us? So that means he's better then DeSean Jackson right? Malcom Kelly will probably never see the field, Davis will continue to back up a pro bowler, and ive seen enough of Devin Thomas to know he fuckin sucks. At least he'll be a good special teamer for us, and at least we drafted a great punter.

Vinny isnt going anywhere. Bagelboy wanted Vinny to move in with him. So as long as vinny is in charge (get used to it) i will not continute to be let down by this team. 09 is no doubt gonna be another re-builiding year. Both lines are old, injured, and shitty. No young talent what so ever thanks to vinny. Im sure Golston & Montgomery are good people, they are also good rotation players, but they are not starter material in this league. Theres our young talent. Oh i forgot, we have 3rd rd pick Chad Rhinehart at guard. Did he even suit up this year? If Jason Fabini is ahead of you, your not making it in this league.

Joe Gibbs left the Redskins last year to start a motocross team among other things. In the teams 1st race this year 21 year old rookie JGRMX team rider Josh Grant upset heavy favorites James Stewart and Chad Reed. Being an ex-motocross racer, i would much rather spend my time and money supporting JGRMX then the redskins. AMA Nationals Coming to Budds Creek MD saturday, august 22nd. get your beer bongs ready.

NFL PLAYOFFS - its a travesty

The Phillies and Eagles winning in the same year? For so many reasons, this cannot happen, it will NOT happen. I'll never watch another sporting event ever again.

The Steelers winning another one? Having to deal with these towel twirling fairy's talking about a ring for their other hand? This cannot happen. I'll never watch another sporting event.

Baltimore winning its 2nd in 10 years? This cannot happen either. Reasons already listed previously.

So that leaves the Arizona fucking Cardinals. I'd love to see this happen. Just so we dont have to hear about westbrook's knee all game, i'd love for moco's own big Dock to put him out for the game on the first play. Arizona winning the Super Bowl would probably mark the end of life as we know it. if not, i'll continue to watch team sports, knowing that the good guys can win every now and then.

how many dicks you suck to get your ticket?

classic

Speaking of Cal Ripken..

I'll go on to say something that you Baltimoron's would never fathom with your limited mental capacity. You people are so far in the forest, you can't see the trees.

Ripken's consecutive game streak? Obviously the result of Cal's legendary work ethic? Think again.Ripken shared steroids in the same clubhouse with Brady Anderson, Rafael Palmeiro, Manny Alexander, David Segui, etc He was teammates with some of the biggest steroid users but yet he had nothing to do with them.

There's no reason to assume that Cal collected more total bases and posted a higher slugging percentage in 1996 than he had in the five previous seasons with the help of anything other than good old fashioned elbow grease. Look at the stats, Cal's numbers went up when he was in his 30s and spiked during Brady Anderson's monster 50 home run season. Also, google Cal Ripken and Kevin Costner together to see why his streak should have an asterisk next to it.

NFL Playoffs- Ravens

The city of Baltimore sucks and everyone who lives there by choice sucks too. Baltimore is mainly inhabited by deviants who like to have sex with birds, including but not limited to orioles and ravens. They had the colts taken from them because animal rights groups could no longer ignore Baltimore citizen's fondness for horse molestation. Following this they cried for years about having their football team stolen, and then they went and stole someone else's team because they were so gay that the NFL would not give them their own team again. They then renamed this team, which they stole, the Ravens, which is THE GAYEST name for a a sports team in the history of sports. Not only is the name Ravens extremely gay, but their jerseys are purple, adding another dimension to their flamboyant gayness. They are named the Ravens in honor of Edgar Allan Poe who married his 13 year old cousin and died of rabies. It is obvious that the citizens of Baltimore named their team this to give off the impression that they were literate. I am not sure how you have sex with birds, but one of these days it will come back to bite you in the ass. However, you will probably enjoy this. It is only a matter of time before all of your citizens get bird flu from your dirty bird sex. Cal Ripken, you also suck by association.