Faghole..

Something disturbing happened when i stopped by Dick's to pick up some beer pong balls. They had a whole aisle of assorted "cornhole sets". Some topping 100$. Not only that, they also had "washer toss" sets for 50$. A bag of metal washers and a fucking tin can. What kind of poor sap would purchase on of those. go to lowes and waste a few bucks, or just raid your grandfathers garage and get it for free.

I have been aware for quite some time, that this pathetic game has taken this country by storm. We have yokels across the country sawing,sanding,primering, and painting their very own cornhole sets. Let's take a look at the cornhole game. It is a fucking piece of plywood with a hole in it,and a sack of beanbags. So easy i bet the geico cavemen were playing it in 1300 B.C. Can we have different valued holes like skeeball?..no, you only get one fucking hole..better make it count.

Where along the line of thought, do people think that they would rather play this game then beer pong. How can one even compare the two? It's like comparing Hulk Hogan to the Brooklyn Brawler.

It's almost as bad as "shoot the squirt gun at the target" county fair game. I have come up with my own game that combines these two American failures. I come to your house and punch a hole in your wall. Everyone takes turns peeing in the hole, accuracy counts of course. There will be buckets on the other side with a red line, nickelodeon double dare physical challenge style. Fill to the red line first and win. Daniel Stouffer has plenty of stuffed animals donated to the winners.

Rewind to fall 2008. I enter Caddies on Cordell and witness three popped collar, mandel wearing douchebags eagerly waiting in line for what i thought was the next round of golden tee. Upon closer inspection, the game that they slobbering over was "Bagz" You guessed it, "bagz" is a fucking arcade cornhole game. WTF, a piece of wood and a beanbag have now made it in the arcades. I wanted to grab each guido by thier ear and shove a tijuana breathmint down their throat.