Wednesday, July 8, 2009

ok..who wants to switch jobs?

This is your normal day. you must deliver every single one of these 175 stops/450 packages. pickups start at 1620 (military time). 40 pickups/~200 pick up pieces.
And you will be forced to help one of the old slowpokes when you are done.

throughout the day you can expect on-call pickups coming in, COD's, multiple commit time windows, misloaded packages, shitty drivers, at least 3 people asking for directions, etc you can count on at least 4 things per day that will make you want to cuss out even the hottest receptionists. (broken elevators, loading docks taken, vicious dogs, etc)

and then theres the stupid comments: Whats in it?
I don't know, when I was putting these together at home this morning I forgot what I put in this one. or i dont know but its from porn-master.

stay dry. Does it look like im dry?

Is it ticking? Yes, Don't open it until after I leave

do you need me to sign for that? as i am ready to pull away after leaving it on the porch. etc, etc the list goes on. any takers?




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